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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 15:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Why is my elder sister so mean?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Stress-Linked Brain Pathway Disrupts Sleep and Memory - Neuroscience News

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Chemists find a surprisingly simple way to remove microplastics from tap water - Earth.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?