What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 15:23

Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
So, the docs changed it to read
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Why is my elder sister so mean?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Stress-Linked Brain Pathway Disrupts Sleep and Memory - Neuroscience News
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Chemists find a surprisingly simple way to remove microplastics from tap water - Earth.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way